here's a few words about myself by way of introduction. draw your own conclusions. i don't know who i am and i doubt you would either.

abrasive, inconsiderate, stubborn, practical, unpractical, pessimist, testosterone charged, accused gay by just about everyone at some point, passive-aggressive, cynical, sarcastic, cautious, future drunk, moody, short, confused, tight-wad, has a giantic one-eyed snake, tends to exaggerate, socially liberal, addicted to domestic or international politics, visited the various cities in the states (seattle, chicago, boston, new york, and dick load of hick towns), been to sweden, netherlands, poland and an airport in milan, thinks legal dutch weed is bomb diggity, thinks swedish girls are overrated but reasonable, thinks polish girls would make ideal wives if they kept their mouths shut, soft spot for the british accent, wants to die in vancouver in the meantime loving toronto, self-obsessed, likes books that have no point or story (non-fiction?), two lazy eyes, idealist, messy, dances worse than elaine on seinfeld, used to collect pop cans, wears flannel boxers till the crotch area vanishes, honest, when driving and lost turns down the stereo volume to "focus", tactless, nerdy but improving, not masculine enough, horny, unmotivated, sets low obtainable goals, fears rejection, socially retarded, racist, insomniac, over-thinking, thoughtless, a walking contradiction, noisy chewing, occasionally tolerable, alledged of being intelligent, grumpy, dreamer, rain-loving, fragile, worrying, manic, stingy, mistakes attention for affection, tempermental, not-easy-to-know, newly friendly, guilty shameful pleasures: shows like OC and Dawson's Creek and sappy 80s music, likes to make others laugh, passionate about pearl jam; travels distances to see them live, anal about his cd collections; sorts it alphabetically/chronologically, nostalgic, envious, lazy, loyal, embarassed, half assed in just about everything, hypocrite, crass, quiet, reliable, caffeine addict, cable news addict, likes cheese cake, rambles, quick-witted, listens to mid afternoon talk radio for the opinions of housewives and the unemployed, erratic, ass man, finds east indian girls attractive but they do not reciprocate, immature, introspective, hairless chest, foul mouthed, sly, non-people person, private, good driver when alone on the road, quotes seinfeld episodes when can't think of anything decent to say, selfish, fairly experienced, grumpy, swayable, life devoted to nothing, theorizing, night person, opionated, curious, righteous, used to drink a lot but cleaned up and found drugs, midnight toker, agnostic, near-sighted, quirky, SUV & van detesting, tought provoking, mellowing, self-proclaimed under achiever, cautious driver, non pretentious..no pretentious hating, loving tim hortons' regular coffee, closed off, postcrastinator, analytical by nature not by choice, cannot tell stories, hot-blooded, vengeful, cell-phoned hating but recently gave in to its precipitous temptations and evilness, now financially regretting it for the next 22 or so months, insightful, talks a lot of shit, yadda yadda yadda....