general warning to consumers


it has come to my attention that tim horton's natural spring water tastes like toilet water. don't buy it. you'll probably become violently ill.

end of transmission.


good times are killing me


today was supposed to be my day off from work but sadly that was not to be. the boss had me come in to do some more drivel work. i had the whole day planned out: i'd wake up around noon, do drugs, go get food, do some more drugs and watch television all night. this productive day has gone to waste thanks to work. a job which will suffice on the income side of things but not in any other department. the people suck, the work sucks and the manager seems somewhat tolerable only on tuesdays. the four other days you want to walk out and never return again. i must say, a return to the good ole world of grocery appears awfully attractive at this point. if the money and hours were roughly the same, i'd be back there within minutes. the lazy managers, the adoring teenaged cashiers, the free yogurts/milkshake drinks. i doubt i'll ever officially quit that gig and continue to either take 6 month leaves or work the mandatory four hours a month. sadly, this spring they appear to have a bloated staff and with no one quitting and willing to work, the hours available are rather thin. simply not enough to feed this massive drug habit of mine.

with misty queen out of the province with her girlfriends enjoying the sounds and sights of ol' montreal (yeah, i know what is really going on), i thought i'd go crazy myself back home. but it appears my saturday will be spent building a tool shed for the backyard. the only advantage is that it will give me a good place to do drugs in the middle of the night if the moment is right. one of the gals that joined misty queen is a huge e junkie, so in some perverted way, i hope my girl comes back with a new appreciation for recreational pot use. as paris hilton would have you say, "that's hot."

god, this post is going nowhere fast. go download some porn or click on the links on the right side of this text. i'm sure they have something more interesting to say. i think i'll download porn.


Dailies

old thoughts become new revelations